AISubs v3.7
Okay, if you're here for the tour, please come this way!
Hi!
Okay, so today we're doing a tour while we're at war.
Learning about war is very important, so don't worry about it.
There's a lot you can learn about war.
So this time, we're going to time-trip while we're at war and learn about war.
Okay, let's time-trip.
Ready and...
This is 1945.
Wow, it's black and white.
Isn't it amazing?
We're learning about war now.
Sit down! Hurry up and sit down!
Nuttland!
Watch out!
It won't move.
I stopped the time.
He's a soldier.
His hostility to America is strong, so it's very scary.
Let's be careful.
Okay.
Hey, Nuttland!
I hope you're not using hostile language!
Hostile language is...
American words.
From now on, I'm going to check...
...if you're using proper Japanese words...
...or not!
You know, sometimes...
...there's ice in foreign cell phones...
...so it might come out.
You're going to have a fight with your host before you know it.
American words.
I hope you're not using Japanese words!
What do you mean "Japan"?
It's the Great Japanese Empire!
I agree!
Listen up.
Using American words is...
...completely wrong!
From now on, I'm going to...
...change the words I say!
Okay!
First question!
This is it!
Ezra bought it at 7:11.
This is it!
What do you call this?
Write it down!
Is it...
Do you eat in the morning?
Or...
Do you not?
Write it down!
Are you guys...
...kidding me?
Japan!
I stand up!
I apologize!
I did it!
Ezra bought it at 7:11.
From now on, Ezra bought it at 7:11.
This is...
"Flour bun"!
Basically, it's a round lump...
...so I thought "bun" would be appropriate.
I apologize!
I'm sorry for my rudeness, but...
...this is...
"Backgallon"!
It's not "backgallon"! You're wrong!
I admit it!
You guys are all too stupid!
This is it!
Rubbish school supplies!
What? I see!
Well, well, well...
All three of you are good...
No, this is it!
As a soldier...
In his smartphone...
It's in the camera!
Oh, it's in the camera...
In a portable gamer...
This app is of course included!
App...
You're late!
Instructor!
There is no such app in a battlefield!
What is the app?
There is no such thing as "bixxie" either!
"bixxie"...
It's normal...
...for a soldier...
...to assume...
...a war...
...with an enemy!
Write your name!
Yes, sir!
Tell me your name.
Yes, sir!
Tell me your name.
"The story of the dispersed youkai"!
"Gogo"!
I don't think you've done this before!
No! "The dispersed youkai"!
I am...
"The dispersed youkai"!
Dispersed youkai...
...are basically dispersed youkai.
Dispersed youkai...
Aren't you asking for too much?
Dispersed youkai...
I'll tell you...
This is...
"Dispersed youkai DanConDan"!
It's "Dan" again!
"DanCon"...
What is "DanCon" anyway?
I'll accept your name.
Thank you very much!
Next...
"For soldiers of the Japanese Empire...
...it is necessary to give birth to strong children...
...but this is essential for that purpose"!
"For soldiers of the Japanese Empire...
...it is necessary to give birth to strong children...
...but this is essential for that purpose"!
Try writing this name!
I'll write it!
I'll start with "Ememarit".
The answer is this!
"Men and women combined purified material"!
What is that?!
It's "kokeshi"!
It's "kokeshi", but what's with the "kirigo" on its head?!
It's "waruta"!
What is this?!
It's "kokeshi"'s sweat!
It's "kokeshi", but what's with the "kokeshi"?
"Gojun"!
That's no good!
It's a huge company that's becoming Softbank's sponsor!
Softbank's sponsor?!
That's right! It's Softbank!
Hahahahaha!
That's no good at all!
Purely legal transaction!
Darn it!
Let's choose Imemaru and Itohen as our candidates for this round!
Last question!
What do you think of this outfit?!
Let's answer it!
This is...
The outfit I wore in front of my father in virtual reality...
Hahahahaha!
I'm sorry!
Let's see if you can come up with something new!
Imemaru and Itohen...
Dashmen!
I'm sorry!
I'm a soldier, and this is...
Are you a Ganji?
This is...
Dashmen Muji!
Let me answer it!
Yes!
When I was your age...
Hahahahaha!
From the time of war...
Those who become fathers...
Only wear these clothes...
That's what this outfit represents!
Since I became a father...
I've only worn cyanit!
What is cyanit?!
This is...
During the war...
Don't forget the heart of a soldier!
This is...
Purely legal transaction!
Hahahahaha!
Transaction...
What does "ji" mean?
"So" means "ji"...
"Kan" means "ji"...
Times will change!
In reality...
I'm representing my father...
Shibayu Uematsu...
Let's do our best!
Today...
You guys...
As soldiers...
Do your best!
Yes!
How was it, everyone?
I think you've changed your way of thinking, haven't you?
I hope you love Japan and Japan...
And spend your time there!
I think you've learned a lot!
Now, let's sing together!
You...
Are...
Weak...
Cyanit...
No!
Cyanit...
Is...
Decorated...
With cyanit!
Is my message too strong for you?